Lyrics

I am the cobbler, I'm not a good one
I make shoes you'll have to wear forever
One size fits all, doesn't matter

I am the cobbler, I'm not a good one
How you came to need the shoes I'm making
Is not of interest, I'm not listening

When I hand you a pair I couldn't walk a mile while wearing
Don't be mad, don't get even
Don't rise up to change the system

I am the cobbler, I'm not a good one
I've advertised reduced selection
Styles and sizes, no more options

When I hand you a pair I couldn't walk a mile while wearing
Don't be mad, don't get even
Don't rise up to change the system

You had a chance, you had a choice
This restriction's taken years to set the course
You could get mad, refuse to pay
If enough orders were cancelled I would change
I'd have to change

When I hand you a pair I couldn't walk a mile while wearing
You say you're mad, you'll get even, rising up to change the system

I am a cobbler, I'm not a good one
Thought this plan would last forever
Turns out combat boots are favored